Pabst's Old Milwaukee Lager

Picture this: You are in a bar where smoking is still allowed, a shitty cover band is playing hits from the seventies (and does an abnormally awesome cover of Free's "All Right Now", a 42 year old woman of the night hits on your buddy and he carefully rejects her in the most fashionable way possible (giving the name of one of your other friends). It's warm and your throat is a little sore and you hand grabs a for your drink. The beads of condensation soak your hand as you pick up your 16 oz baby and take in the ambiance from a far. Mmm. Sweet delicious Old Milwaukee.

As far as American Lagers, is one really that far different than another. So holding up this true blue beauty with American Pride, unlike people drinking Budweiser, that communist Belgian beer. With every sip you feel Bruce Springsteen course through your veins cuz this beer is for the American working man. I got pounders of this last weekend for the cool price of $2.50 and at 4.6% ABV this sucker is a better bargain than those sissy light beers. You can knock these back abnormally easy and fast. Don't get sucked up into the facade that it's only for old people and tastes like rat's blood; it's really not that bad. It shits curb appeal and is as refreshing as other American lagers. Any when your old lady is giving you flack, you can always utter to her "Less Talkie, More Waukee!". It works half the time, every time!

Drinkability: 7/10

Taste: 5/10

Value: 7/10
Curb Appeal: 7/10

Overall: 6.5/10